My favorites are The Mountainside, Hands Off the Chocolate, and Plain Old Bread, people would be fascinated by the concept of My Flying Submarine. If Nature Would Allow -"Love It!" One of my favorite lines in the the last poem is "Get loose with Dr. Seuss." Overall, it's a cool collection of poems. — Darren Sardelli
Mark has done it again — a 2nd book of ridiculously silly but, amusing verses, you and your kids/grandkids will love! They'll enjoy hearing them read aloud at bedtime. Older kids will happily demonstrate their reading skills with these catchy rhymes. Kem's illustrations will bring delight to everyone. — Anonymous
Dr. Seuss better watch out! What an extra ordinary book or poems. This original, uplifting collection will keep you grinning from beginning to end. The variety of such subject matter incredible. Witty moments that happen to us all. Written and illustrated for kids and adults alike, this book is a true gem. — Anonymous
I love this book! I bought two of them for my grandkids. It's full of playful rhymes and poems. Great for anyone but it's perfect for children and teenagers. A very wholesome book. You'll be glad you added this book to your child's collection. — R. Thornburg
Reading these poems made me realize, all over again, that experiencing life with a flair of levity adds color to even our most bland moments. Beasley's poetry is simple at face value, but complex within. Cover to cover, sly smiles and goofy giggles. A treat for all ages. — Tim Larkin
The idea that reading could be just for fun in children's books was brokered by Dr. Seuss. Mark carries on that tradition for adults as well as young readers who want something to read simply for enjoyment. We can count on this author for long stretches of imagination that leave us laughing and wondering. — Anonymous
Mark has managed to convert the mundane experiences of our everyday lives into something that we can actually find humorous. These perspectives allow us to become aware of our shortcomings and even laugh at ourselves! I look forward to his next series of introspective thoughts on humanity! — Anonymous
Q: Who influenced your writing the most?
A: Theodore Geisel.
Q: Have you ever traveled outside the U.S.A.?
Yes. Toronto, Canada.
Q: Where do you write down your ideas?
A: In one of several writing tablets.
Q: Where was your first job?
A: Village Inn Pizza Parlor, Charleston, SC.
Q: What was your first car?
A: 1970 Pontiac GTO.
Q: Who is your favorite musician?
A: Mozart.
Q: Do you practice other art forms?
A: I play bass for an original band, The Fire Apes.
Q: What's your biggest fear about writing?
A: A lack of ideas.
Q: What subject is most difficult to write about?
A: My youth. As each day passes, childhood becomes
more difficult to recall.
Q: What's your actual writing process for a poem from start to finish?
A: Ordinarily I come up with the final stanza, first.
Then, I create the story that leads to the finale.
It's unorthodox, but it works for me.
Q: How do you choose your titles?
A: Usually by picking out a subject from the poem, or a line in it.
Q: What's the first thing you remember doing?
A: Crying.
Q: How would you describe yourself in 1 word or less?
A: Anti-floccinaucinihilipilificative.
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Pizza
Q: Were you ambivalent as a child?
A: Yes & no.
Q: Why don't you draw your own illustrations?
A: Because the universe would explode.
Q: In your opinion, what's the greatest invention in history?
A: The wheel.
Q: Where do your ideas come from?
A: What ideas?
Q: What's your favorite insect?
A: The friendly mosquito.
Q: From hat to shoe, how tall are you?
A: 5' 13"
Q: What's your favorite place to visit?
A: Six Flags over Siberia.
Q: How would you describe your writing style?
A: Organized chaos.
Q: How do you overcome writer’s block?
A: By jumping.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: In the mirror.
Q: Where do new babies come from?
A: Old babies.
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