
By the age of 16, Mark was writing and cataloging first drafts of what would become a lifelong endeavor. These attempts at his first, second and now third book started when long time friend Phil Roessle introduced him to the illustrator, Kem Welch. Mark enjoys sharing ideas with Kem. This collaboration makes for steady progress and encourages Mark to write more. As a lifetime resident of Charleston, SC, Mark enjoys motorcycle rides through the Lowcountry. He plays bass guitar in an original band (The Fire Apes) and sings backup as well. He has relatives in Mississippi, Indiana, and Tennessee. Also, several first cousins live nearby and in the upstate of South Carolina. He enjoys socializing with family and friends. Mark has already finished writing his 4th book, which will soon be edited and illustrated. He is currently writing his 5th book, also putting three picture books together. Details to follow. Purchase any available books on the homepage through IngramSpark or Amazon. Stay tuned.
My grandkids love Mark Beasley's books. No better feeling than when you see their imagination light up when reading these books. — Greg White
Such an enchanting book to read! Great for kids or grandkids, which is why I bought several. This one is bound to be a classic and may be Beasley's best book yet! — R. Thornburg
My favorites are The Mountainside, Hands Off the Chocolate, and Plain Old Bread, people would be fascinated by the concept of My Flying Submarine. If Nature Would Allow -Love It! One of my favorite lines in the last poem is "Get loose with Dr. Seuss." Overall, it's a cool collection of poems.
—Author, Darren Sardelli
Mark has done it again — a 2nd book of ridiculously silly but, amusing verses, you and your kids/grandkids will love! They'll enjoy hearing them read aloud at bedtime. Older kids will happily demonstrate their reading skills with these catchy rhymes. Kem's illustrations will bring delight to everyone. — Anonymous
Dr. Seuss better watch out! What an extra ordinary book of poems. This original, uplifting collection will keep you grinning from beginning to end. The variety of such subject matter is incredible. Witty moments that happen to us all. Written and illustrated for kids and adults alike, this book is a gem. — Anonymous
I love this book! I bought two of them for my grandkids. It's full of playful rhymes and poems. Great for anyone but it's perfect for children and teenagers. A very wholesome book. You'll be glad you added this book to your child's collection. — R. Thornburg
Reading these poems made me realize, all over again, that experiencing life with a flair of levity adds color to even our most bland moments. Beasley's poetry is simple at face value, but complex within. Cover to cover, sly smiles and goofy giggles. A treat for all ages. — Tim Larkin
The idea that reading could be just for fun in children's books was brokered by Dr. Seuss. Mark carries on that tradition for adults as well as young readers who want something to read simply for enjoyment. We can count on this author for long stretches of imagination that leave us laughing and wondering. — Anonymous
Mark has managed to convert the mundane experiences of our everyday lives into something that we can actually find humorous. These perspectives allow us to become aware of our shortcomings and even laugh at ourselves! I look forward to his next series of introspective thoughts on humanity! — Anonymous
Q: Who influenced your writing the most?
A: Theodore Geisel
Q: Who are your favorite writers?
A: Jack Prelutsky & Darren Sardelli
Q: Have you ever traveled outside the U.S.A.?
A: Yes. Toronto, Canada.
Q: Where was your first job?
A: Village Inn Pizza Parlor, Charleston, SC.
Q: What was your first car?
A: 1970 Pontiac GTO
Q: Who is your favorite musician?
A: Mozart
Q: Do you practice other art forms?
A: I play bass for an original band, The Fire Apes.
Q: What's your biggest fear about writing?
A: A lack of ideas.
Q: What subject is most difficult to write about?
A: My youth. As each day passes, childhood becomes
more difficult to recall.
Q: What's your actual writing process for a poem from start to finish?
A: Ordinarily I come up with the final stanza, first.
Then, I create the story that leads to the finale.
It's unorthodox, but it works for me.
Q: How do you choose your poem titles?
A: Usually by picking out a subject from the poem, or a line in it.
Q: What's your least favorite activity?
A: Sitting in traffic.
Q: What's you're most admired quote?
A: The more things are forbidden,
the more popular they become.
Mark Twain
Q: How was your weekend?
A: Brief.
Q: What's your favorite insect?
A: The friendly mosquito.
Q: Do you like dogs and cats?
A: If they like me.
Q: What's the first thing you remember doing?
A: Crying.
Q: Describe yourself in one word or less?
A: Anti-floccinaucinihilipilificative.
Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Pizza.
Q: Were you ambivalent as a child?
A: Yes & no.
Q: Why don't you draw your own illustrations?
A: Because the universe would explode.
Q: In your opinion, what's the greatest invention in history?
A: The wheel.
Q: And the worst invention in history?
A: Speedbumps.
Q: Where do your ideas come from?
A: It varies, and it's difficult to pinpoint.
Q: From hat to shoe, how tall are you?
A: 5' 13"
Q: What's your favorite place to visit?
A: Six Flags Over Siberia.
Q: How would you describe your writing style?
A: Organized chaos.
Q: What's your greatest fear?
A: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
(The fear of long words.)
Q: How do you overcome obstacles?
A: By jumping.
Q: Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
A: In the mirror.
Q: Where do new babies come from?
A: Old babies.
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